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                       BLACK DICE: Number 
                        3 10-inch (TROUBLEMAN UNLIMITED) 
                         Well, 
                        Zero Street got in the Black Dice 10-inch that I said 
                        I was gonna order last ish. It's hilarious, there's about 
                        a foot of snow on the ground right now in Lincoln, and 
                        on the streets where we have to drive there's still about 
                        FIVE inches and it's just totally SHITTY outside, but 
                        we were still out running errands just an hour ago, and 
                        I had my wife drop me off at the record store so I could 
                        run in and buy this. As I got out of the car, she made 
                        it clear that I was to be waiting for her after driving 
                        me around the block, giving me barely sixty seconds to 
                        complete the transaction. We were anxious to get home 
                        and out of the cold, so I behaved and somehow set a personal 
                        record by walking outside, parcel in hand, just as she 
                        was rounding the corner of 14th & O. (I'll admit that 
                        a stray hand did flip through the new arrivals bin, but 
                        it was really more of a reflex action, more due to the 
                        proximity of the bin to the cash register than anything 
                        else.)  
                                  
                        We get home and I put it on and out comes this hilarious 
                        squealing, lurching, stumbling noise pattern that DEFINITELY 
                        isn't a song, it's an action, or an event, or a thing, 
                        but not a song at all, and my wife goes "My God!" her 
                        face turning up in near horror. "Why don't you get a record 
                        that's finished next time?" she asks, which is actually 
                        kind of an original putdown of this sort of thing. I just 
                        stared back and played air guitar to the shit, which is 
                        pretty fun, you should try it some time. Then the vocals 
                        by "Eric" started coming in, and they're fantastic - death 
                        metal vocals that aren't even trying to form words and 
                        phrases. He's just standing there with the mic making 
                        scary monster noises that actually are kinda scary. My 
                        wife has always dug the Melvins, but her look still increased 
                        in horror somewhat when she realized that 'that sound' 
                        was the lead singer singing. "How much did you spend on 
                        this?" was her next question. I said "nine bucks" and 
                        she actually seemed to think that was a pretty good deal. 
                         
                                 I think 
                        so too, even if Side One isn't even over yet. I mean, 
                        it's nice just to hold and look at, coming as it does 
                        in a cool pink-and-white cover, with an included mondo 
                        artsy 10-page full-color-covered booklet featuring abstract 
                        doodlings that are actually Black Dice scores, many psychedelic 
                        collages, and even a thanks list. Oops, side one just 
                        got done and even though it looks like it's broken up 
                        into a bunch of short tracks (and I just saw on the Wherehouse 
                        website that the CD version also begins with 6-7 consecutive 
                        30 second tracks), don't let it fool ya; at least it sounds 
                        to me like one continuous performance of that one thing/event/action-that-definitely-isn't-a-song 
                        that I described above. Immediate reflections: about two 
                        minutes into the side, a big low-end hum came in underneath 
                        the boxing/spitting/lurching/belching that made me think 
                        for a second that I needed to re-ground my turntable, 
                        and even after I realized it was just the band making 
                        the sound and not my equipment it was still pretty easy 
                        to imagine Black Dice, all four of 'em and their instruments, 
                        inside my stereo trying to beat their way out, fucking 
                        up the circuitry and wiring by randomly jamming their 
                        guitar necks into circuit boards while the drummer smashed 
                        his floor tom against the inside walls.  
                                 Side 
                        Two is probably even better, it actually has what sound 
                        like three separate 'movements,' and the first and third 
                        are actually 'songs' this time, not unlike the 30-second 
                        death-belches on the 7-inch released by Vermin Scum (reviewed 
                        last ish). Even more out there, though -- the last track 
                        is definitely a song, but the mixing and recording of 
                        it are bizarre. (Eric can be heard screaming away, lyrics 
                        even, but it sounds like he isn't even in the room, or 
                        maybe not even in the house, and is in fact probably being 
                        phoned in from the bottom of some Arctic ocean. If you're 
                        familiar with the last five minutes or so of Alvin Lucier's 
                        "I Am Sitting in a Room," that's actually what 
                        his voice sounds like, decayed and ghostly, like sound 
                        coming not from inside a room but from behind the funhouse 
                        mirror on its wall. The second might be a song too in 
                        some kind of damaged This Heat sense -- the drums repeat 
                        a crude fill while a few sharp broken-amp electronic tones 
                        take near-serialist turns ringing against each other. 
                        Who knows, if This Heat had been ugly Americans, or if 
                        Side Two of The Operation of the Sonne would've 
                        been about 10 minutes longer, we might've already heard 
                        something like this, but things being as they are I think 
                        Black Dice are tunneling deeper into a mine that is 99.9% 
                        their very own. Buy this record for snapshots from the 
                        trip.  
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                      FRED NEIL: The Many 
                        Sides of Fred Neil 2CD (COLLECTOR'S CHOICE MUSIC) 
                         I’m 
                        finally jumping on the Fred Neil bandwagon, and though 
                        it’s bound to be a rocky ride with a driver as obtuse 
                        and anti-commercial as Mr. Neil, I can’t say I regret 
                        doing it. This double-disc compiles three of the four 
                        albums he released, along with six unreleased tracks. 
                        I’ve barely even played those yet ‘cause I’m still fathoming 
                        the deep, deep first disc, which is alone worth the price 
                        of admission. What I’m really getting stuck on is the 
                        last half of Disc One, which is Fred’s second full-length 
                        LP, Sessions.  
                                  
                        Released in 1967, Sessions was considered a commercially 
                        unadvisable followup to his already slow-selling Fred 
                        Neil LP, as it was a barely-edited document of a late-night 
                        party in some L.A. studio, with songs given loose and 
                        totally live arrangments, with much of the obscure party-talk 
                        between the songs included. Of course, commercially unadvisable 
                        moves have almost NEVER equalled bad music, and indeed 
                        these Sessions are very heady…folk tunes that quickly 
                        turn into extrapolative boogie-shuffles that quickly turn 
                        into raga-shuffles as a total of five acoustic 
                        guitars…and a stand-up bass!…intertwine in and out of 
                        each other’s rhythm and melody patterns, mercifully buoyed 
                        only by the lovely late-night studio reverb instead of 
                        the ‘tight’ groove of some hack studio drummer…Fred mumbles, 
                        shouts, and sings his way through loose verses and choruses, 
                        which come and go kind of randomly within the bubbling 
                        hillbilly raga-scapes the stoned gang sets up with glee. 
                        Stoned? Well, in between the last two zoned-out tracks, 
                        "Looks Like Rain" and "Roll on Rosie" 
                        there is this exchange: "[much laughter]  Fred: 
                        Wee!  Voice: [breath sucking in, then slight coughing] 
                        That’s such a pleasure, man…  Fred: Oh! Fly united! 
                         2nd Voice: Why stop now?  Fred: 
                        Mm! I don’t know! Is everything alright? Can we get into 
                        somethin’?…You’re somethin’ else, man…you don’t drink, 
                        I don’t think, either, do ya? Do ya drink? Oh, now ya 
                        spoiled yer image, man!"  (Ironically, 
                        here Neil is spoiling his own image as a pained incommunicative 
                        hermit, ‘cause he's having a good time and sounds downright 
                        effusive.)  
                                   
                        Another highlight is "Look Over Yonder," an 
                        impossibly slow ballad with Fred groaning and moaning 
                        out some extremely deep notes that speak of some serious 
                        melancholy. It’s also notable how the album begins with 
                        fairly tight song readings but by the end has almost completely 
                        evolved into free music, probably in direct proportion 
                        to the rounds the alluded-to joint was making. If the 
                        first couple tracks are, if not perfunctory, maybe a little 
                        stiff, by the time the last track "Roll on Rosie" 
                        has come to its feverishly swaggering/chanting/pulsating 
                        finish, Fred and the boys are definitely 'somewhere else.' 
                         
                                    
                        The 
                        album called Fred Neil, more traditionally thought 
                        of as a masterpiece, makes up the first ten tracks of 
                        Disc One. It's definitely good too, with reverbed-out 
                        tremelo guitar immediately highlighting the opener, "The 
                        Dolphins." This is Fred’s most legendary tune, and 
                        as such, maybe a slight disappointment. I’ve listened 
                        to it five or six times and I still can’t remember how 
                        it goes. Then again, it’s hard to remember how any of 
                        these tunes really go, as Fred is such a laid-back shadowy 
                        song-presenter. (In the words of John "Lovin’ Spoonful" 
                        Sebastian: "Fred was a concealer.")  
                                    
                        I prefer the sloooww country-Fred Neil-blues way the melody 
                        unwinds on "Ba-De-Da," or the sexy sad way he 
                        asks "Didn’t we shake, sugaree?"during "I’ve 
                        Got a Secret," or "Faretheewell (Fred’s Tune)," 
                        a hushed, haunting ballad. And, if you didn’t know, Fred 
                        Neil wrote "Everybody’s Talkin’," the Harry 
                        Nilsson hit from Midnight Cowboy, and his original 
                        version is on here. I know I’m probably not supposed to, 
                        but I think I actually prefer the Harry Nilsson version, 
                        a punchy pop gem that managed to be both sad and soaring 
                        at the same time. Hearing it done by Neil is fine for 
                        giving credit where it's due, but his langurous/dolorous 
                        delivery is just not what I’m used to. (There is a cool 
                        live version of it on Disc Two here...it originally appeared 
                        on the odds-and-sods album The Other Side of This Life, 
                        and has surprising, extended Coltrane-McGuinn-ist accompaniment 
                        by one Monte Dunn.) After these and a few other laid-back 
                        sad mystic cowboy folk-going-on-raga songs, Fred Neil 
                        ends by breaking out and going all the way into raga with 
                        a pretty glorious 8-minute jam called "Cynicrustpetefredjohn 
                        Raga." This is late 60s free music of the highest 
                        order – it’s no coincidence that Neil was backed for a 
                        time by a band that became The Seventh Sons, who recorded 
                        for ESP-Disk.  
                                 This 
                        is where I have a gripe with Richie Unterberger’s liner 
                        notes, or maybe, more accurately, his aesthetic. He’s 
                        a good factual writer and offers several excellent descriptions, 
                        like this: "It’s also fair to say that no singers 
                        of any kind, from any era, caressed the bottom end of 
                        the vocal register as deftly as Neil did; his lo-o-o-w 
                        phrases seemed to pluck blue notes from the very bottom 
                        of his shoes, so far down did he reach into his guts and 
                        soul." That’s great, and I’ve heard good things about 
                        Unterberger's book Unsung Heroes of Rock and Roll, 
                        but I’ve never read it, and now I don’t think I’m going 
                        to because he obviously has no affinity for free music, 
                        or even rock music if its tarnished by the slightest hint 
                        of an extrapolation that might go on longer than the shortest 
                        verse, chorus, or bridge. He probably hates late-period 
                        John Coltrane. And while I’m sure he loves the Byrds, 
                        he’s probably still breathing a sigh of relief that the 
                        guitar solo in "Eight Miles High" wasn’t five 
                        notes longer, which would have qualified it as "lengthy" 
                        and "rambling," which is how he describes "Cynicrustpetefredjohn 
                        Raga." In fact, he calls it "nearly interminable" 
                        and adds that it "would nonetheless foreshadow the 
                        more experimental tone of [Sessions]," which 
                        is a putdown because Unterberger doesn’t seem to like 
                        Sessions at all, filling a couple paragraphs with 
                        prose like this: "'Fools Are A Long Time Comin’, 
                        while not as lethargic as 'Look Over Yonder', might well 
                        have benefited from a more electric production and a more 
                        structured approach, and disintegrates into doodling ragas; 
                        indeed, a more focused take of the song does exist." 
                        Well shoot, Rich, you can keep on collectin’ alternate 
                        takes in your search for a focused Fred Neil, but I don't 
                        think focus was ever really part of Fred Neil’s life nor 
                        his langurous/dolorous/free-form folk art. And besides, 
                        ragas are focused in their own way, and I hear that focus 
                        in Fred Neil music. By the end of "Roll on Rosie," 
                        these guys are of one and only one late-night altered 
                        state of mind. In fact, sometimes during Fred Neil recordings 
                        I hear all the tones from American folk and soul musics 
                        given an extended zen forum to intermix and color each 
                        other that even the Grateful Dead didn’t quite get to…but 
                        that's just me. And, hey, sorry to keep ya anyway, Mr. 
                        Unterberger, putcher headphones on and go back to yer 
                        beanbag... 
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